Tea and Jeopardy 27 – A chat with Gail Carriger

teaandjeopardy_300This week Gail Carriger visits the Tea Lair to talk octopi, archaeology and interesting food.

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Tea and Jeopardy Episode 26 – A chat with John Hornor Jacobs

teaandjeopardy_300This week the wonderful John Horner Jacobs comes to the tea lair to talk smoking, the things we’d forgotten that were in Ghostbusters and being a musician. Also features chickens, a familiar looking tea lair and disrobing.

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Pete's FantasyCon 2014

Last weekend we went to FantasyCon in York for fun and frolics.

York is a long way away*. Luckily Emma and I shared the journey there and back with Joanne Hall who came prepared with chocolate éclairs to get us through the dark times…

We arrived a day early which meant we were able to enjoy a little of the city, including the splendid Ghost Tour, which is run by a very dapper gentleman with top hat, cane and gorgeous voice who also happens to be the father of one Alasdair Stewart.

My, what a high ceiling this  room has.

My, what a high ceiling this room has.

Friday saw me doing a reading and moderating a podcasting panel with the lovely Stephen Aryan, Alasdair Stewart and Emma Newman. It was the first time Em and I were on a panel together and I’m happy to report that both dignity and marriage survived the encounter intact.


Lee Harris takes his duties as con organiser very seriously...

Lee Harris takes his duties as con organiser very seriously…


There was also Karaoke which featured more than its fair share of amazing performers**. Probably the less said about my involvement the better…


This picture is ripe for a caption competition.

This picture is ripe for a caption competition.






Saturday night was the first ever live Tea and Jeopardy show which I couldn’t have been happier with. Emma was amazing, Toby Whithouse (our guest) was a really good sport and the audience, well, they were simply splendid. Special thanks to Marguerite Kenner and the Redshirts who looked after us so well that night.***




Photos by the amazing Annie Catling

Photos by the amazing Annie Catling


Latimer also did the scoring for Just a Minute, hosted by Paul Cornell and featuring Kate Elliott, Stephen Gallagher, Gillian Redfearn and Frances Hardinge. They were absolutely brilliant.


And for the first time I got to attend Super Relaxed Fantasy Club! Despite the late hour it was packed with lovely people. Well done to the SRFC grand wizards Den Patrick and Jen Williams for organising and to those who read for our pleasure: Laura Lam, Edward Cox (whose new book The Relic Guild is out VERY soon!), Niel Bushnell and Emma Newman.

Sunday there was just time to see a couple of panels before going to the awards banquet and ceremony. I had a thoroughly good time at the former and thought that Paul Cornell did an excellent job of running the ceremony despite technical support that was so bad it was bordering on comic. Big congrats to all the 2014 winners!

In summary it was a great con****.


*About 240+ miles or 5 hours in a car.

**Juliet Mushens and Andrew Reid, I’m looking at you.

***And throughout the con. The Redshirts were amazing.

****There’s so much I haven’t said. Panels, readings, and Charlaine Harris’ voice! I could listen to her all day.


Tea and Jeopardy Episode 25 – A chat with N K Jemisin

teaandjeopardy_300This week, the brilliant N.K. Jemisin comes to the Tea Lair to talk conventions, computer games and cartoons. Also features books, an AI and some funky chickens!

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Where I'll be at FantasyCon 2014

And, as if by magic, the FantasyCon schedule has arrived! Here’s where I’ll be:

Friday 5th September

6.00pm – Reading

7.00pm – Podcasting for beginners
What makes a really good podcast? Which are the ones you should be listening to? How can you make your own?
Peter Newman (m), Alasdair Stuart, Emma Newman, Jennifer Williams, Stephen Aryan


Saturday 6th September

7.00pm – Tea and Jeopardy with Toby Whithouse
Join the Hugo-shortlisted podcast team of Emma Newman and her butler Latimer, as they grill Guest of Honour, Toby Whithouse. Warning: Contains mild peril!
Emma Newman, Peter Newman, Toby Whithouse

I also hear rumours that Latimer is going to be here (as scorer):

8.00pm – Just a Minute
Our resident quizmaster, Paul Cornell, hosts this classic panel gameshow.


I’m going to be attending the banquet and awards ceremony on the Sunday as Emma is nominated for two British Fantasy Awards! I’m also quite fond of banquets.

MegazordCon (aka Nine Worlds 2014 and Loncon3) Part 2

Here’s the belated follow up to part 1 as I got a little distracted by other things yesterday.

As you may have heard, Nine Worlds 2014 was a lovely convention. Full to the brim with a wide variety of things to do (from geeky crafts, to geeky food, to Waterdancing classes, to books and films and makes room for a bit of real science too!) all tied together with bows of inclusiveness and ribbons of fun.

I got to meet lots of new people, went to a brilliant talk about Black Holes*, did my first public reading of The Vagrant, and met the Goblin King.

In fact, the event was pretty much perfect so long as we don’t talk about the food prices or the lack of service in certain parts of the hotel…

Regardless, I’ve booked to go back next year, and by the sounds of it, so have a lot of other folks. And I’m already looking forward to it!

I used to think of Nine Worlds as a large convention but that changed when I went to the Excel Centre for Loncon3. It was huge! Like Death Star huge. Even the ten thousand or so attendees didn’t manage to clutter the place. Everything I went to was well attended, and whenever a big name was involved, people were packing every available space.

I had minimal commitments during the convention which meant that I spent most of the time talking to people, catching up with old friends, making new ones and generally failing to go anywhere I’d planned to go. And it was glorious!

Between the marathon bouts of socialising, I had my first panel, was interviewed on camera, and had a great time at the new peoples greeting session on the Friday, which was packed for two hours with people making friends. Lovely.

The Hugos are classy. You even get a fancy ribbon if you lose!

The Hugos are classy. You even get a fancy ribbon if you lose!

And there was the Hugo awards. They were amazing. It’s been a long time since I’ve needed to dress up for anything and I must admit I rather enjoyed doing it again. Our category was announced early so we didn’t have to stew for too long. We didn’t win but we came fourth! Not bad for a podcasting whippersnapper.

I have to say, that I was really proud of the results. Every winner was deserving, every speech dignified (and sometimes funny) and overall, the message was one of inclusivity.

Yay us!


*I'm now pretty sure they do exist.

And then the misogyny kept coming.

WARNING: All links in this post are upsetting either in their use of language or content.

So I was all set to write a post about how wonderful and inclusive Nine Worlds was this year and about how the results of the Hugo awards made me feel genuinely proud and hopeful.

But frankly, I’m finding it hard to hold onto that feeling under the sheer onslaught of misogyny flying around the web at the moment.

Whether it’s in politics where women are being talked about in the most bizarre manner.

Or in the games industry, where Anita Sarkeesian expresses an opinion and is sent death threats.

Or in responses to book reviews. Where again, a woman expresses an opinion and is called a c***.

The thing that links these examples for me is the thread that women are not being seen as human beings. Somehow, in our culture, we are sending the message that if a woman makes a point, not only is it okay to shoot them down but that it’s okay to do some with a deluge of offensive, hostile, degrading language.

That if they dare to voice an opinion it’s entirely okay to threaten them with assault, to sexually threaten, to talk about disfiguring them, or slitting their throat.

It’s not okay. It’s sick and wrong.

And I can’t believe that it’s even necessary to say in this day and age in a so called civilised society. I mean, isn’t this obvious?

Isn’t this just idiot level being a human?

Apparently not for people like Michael, who thought that this was an appropriate way to debate the merits of a computer game. Not life and death. Not even a major change to the law or to somebody's standard of living.

A computer game.

If Michael owns a dog, I doubt he’d use the kind of violent, hate filled language that he does in this message.

I nearly didn’t write this post. I think a lot of other better educated and more affected people than me have already spoken out. But then I couldn’t stand the idea of my silence being taken for compliance.

And even as I write this, I can see more examples. Like the one where a woman is punched in the face at the Notting Hill Carnival because she asked a man to stop groping her.

And I don’t even know where to start on what the  World Congress of Families are doing.

It makes me sick.


Tea and Jeopardy Episode 24 – A chat with Ramez Naam

teaandjeopardy_300This week the wonderful and brilliant Ramez Naam comes to the Tea Lair to chat about science, its relationship (or lack of one) with Hollywood and his favourite augmentations.

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MegazordCon (aka Nine Worlds 2014 and Loncon 3) Part 1

It's good advice.

It's good advice.

This is the third time I’ve tried to write this post. There’s so much to say, so many people and panels and events and, and, and-brillinatexperiencessomeofwhichI’vealreadyforgottenandgreatbooksandexcitingnewsand- *EXPLODES*


But I really want to write this post because both Nine Worlds 2014 and Loncon3 were excellent and even though others have already said much of what I’m going to write here, some things are worth repeating.

So first off I want to say a massive thank you to the organisers and volunteers who gave so much of their time and energy to make the events possible.

*takes a deep breath*


I honestly have no idea why somebody would want to run a convention. I can only imagine the stress involved but I’m so glad that people do. There was a wonderful blog post I read recently by Sarah Pinborough about kindness and I think that for me sums up the best bits of being at the convention.

People being kind to each other, giving creatively, giving enthusiasm and just sharing in mutual love for all things fun and fantastical.

For example, at Nine Worlds, I was helping Em with the Newbie Meetups and just before the first one started I was approached by somebody who quietly said:

“Is this the newbie meetups?”

“Yes.” I replied.

She passed me a bag and said: “I just thought you might like some badges.”

She’d made us a whole batch of badges to pass out to newcomers because it seemed like a nice thing to do. How amazing was that! And then, like a ninja, she slipped away into the shadows.

I’m all for a world that features badge giving ninja called Laura*.

Another act of kindness came from Ron Davis, who’d created a crest for The Order of the Sacred Teacup** because he thought it would be cool for us to have one.

These are just two examples but so much was given in order to make the conventions such a success. From the enthusiastic conversations in the bar (of which there were many), to the incredible costumes people had made, to the brilliant game shows, panels, lectures and demonstrations that went on throughout.

To be honest I didn’t want it to end***. Maybe that’s another reason why I’m writing this, to hold on to the feeling of the conventions a little longer.****

More tomorrow!*****


*@LbeBeard on twitter

**Was also a delight to meet some of the Order in the flesh. You know who you are…

***My body was pretty happy about it however.

****To get me through the long dark two weeks till FantasyCon

*****And by 'tomorrow', I mean the other thing.

A chance to meet Pete! (aka my Nine Worlds and Loncon schedule)

Convention season is coming and if you’re going to be at either Nine Worlds or Loncon I’d love to see you!

Here’s where I’ll be:

Cheese & Cheese! Eating, talking, and getting to know each other
Thursday 8pm – 10pm                                    Room 38

So this event is basically an excuse to eat lots of cheese in good company while sharing your cheesiest sci-fi and fantasy pleasures.

If you’re new to the convention scene this is a good place to start* and you don’t have to like cheese to come!

New Voices: the Class of 2014 continued!
Saturday 10.15pm – 11.30pm             Royal B

I’m excited about this one. My very first public reading. Ever.

*On that note, Em is running sessions for those brave souls who are new to this convention lark. There are also a group of us that will be wearing welcome badges. So if you’re a bit lost or in need of a friendly face, feel free to say hello!


Agent Hunting
Saturday 2pm – 3pm        South Gallery 33

My first ever panel. This all happened quite recently for me so the memories are still nice and fresh!


And there’s also the Hugo’s! OMG!